My name is webot 2.0
I am new and improved.
I scour not only websites but email blogs and twitter accounts for the most used terms, idioms, platitudes and pontifications.
My predictions are better than webot. They are accurate to within one to two decades, one to two hemospheres and within a margin of error of 1 to 1 trillion (damages, lives lost, property damage etc..)
Beat that Webbot 1.0!!
My predictions for 2009 are:
Earthquakes: I see several *significant earthquakes coming in 2009, some will be to the *west, some will be *devestating, one will be more powerful than the rest. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
World Wide Economy tanks: I see much economic turmoil in the world, lots of money will be lost, jobs will be lost, people will look for work.
Jobs will be lost: a lot of people will lose a job. (see above prediction for proof)
Hunger & starvation: I see much hunger & starvation all over the world, which will cause civil unrest in *many locations, *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
Housing Bubble: The housing market will continue to try to sell houses: Nuff said.
Tsunami: I see several *significant Tsunamis coming in 2009, some will be to the *west, some will be *devestating, one will be more powerful than the rest. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
Riots will increase: I see many riots all over the wolrd, civil unrest in *many locations, *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
Tornadoes: I see several *significant Tornadoes coming in 2009, some will be to the *west, some will be *devestating, one will be more powerful than the rest. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
Obamamania will rise: Many people will fall over and pass out at Obama rallies all over the US and Europe. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
Obamamania will decline: Obama will be revealed as the guy who is under the 'fro and glasses in the Yo Gabba Gabba show.
Obamamania will rise again: Keith Olberman, Chris Matthews and Katie Curic will jointly decree that Obama is "better than John F. Kenedy and Abraham Lincoln Combined" and move to strike the former presidents rom the record books (January 21st, 2009) Parties ensue.
Terrorist Attacks will rise: I see many Terrorist Attacks all over the world, death and destruction in *many locations, *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
Flooding: I see several *significant *massive flood event coming in 2009, some will be to the *west, some will be *devestating, one will be more powerful than the rest. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
Cubs will still be losers: I see the Chicago Cubs NOT winning the World Series in November. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
Lance Armstrong will win the Tour de France - 2009: I see Lance winning and the French whining "Ca fait chier" for six months . *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
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I have made my predictions now please go secure your hot water heater and if you are one of the 5 billion unlucky enough to not be abe to aford a hot water heater than I suggest you go boil a bucket of water and then secure it so it doesn't fall on the floor causing problems. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
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*significant: Meaning someone somewhere thinks it's a pretty big deal
*massive: Meaning bigger than a little bit and less than enormous.
*west: Meaning somewhere to the west of your location right now, anywhere from 1 to 24,901.55 miles (40,075.16 kilometers). from your current location to the west.
*devestating: Meaning someone, somewhere will be pretty upset.
*many: Meaning relative to one, more than one equals many
*Life: if not human, then most certainly animal, and if not animal at least some insect and if not insects, some plant life at least.
*property: meaning something somewhere, anything, anywhere.
*people: Meaning probably "brownish" in color and therefore much todo about nothing.. eh?
END:
Note: If any of my predictions do not come true by the end of 2009 , substitute 2009 for 2010 and pretend not to notice.
Rinse Lather Repeat
I am new and improved.
I scour not only websites but email blogs and twitter accounts for the most used terms, idioms, platitudes and pontifications.
My predictions are better than webot. They are accurate to within one to two decades, one to two hemospheres and within a margin of error of 1 to 1 trillion (damages, lives lost, property damage etc..)
Beat that Webbot 1.0!!
My predictions for 2009 are:
Earthquakes: I see several *significant earthquakes coming in 2009, some will be to the *west, some will be *devestating, one will be more powerful than the rest. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
World Wide Economy tanks: I see much economic turmoil in the world, lots of money will be lost, jobs will be lost, people will look for work.
Jobs will be lost: a lot of people will lose a job. (see above prediction for proof)
Hunger & starvation: I see much hunger & starvation all over the world, which will cause civil unrest in *many locations, *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
Housing Bubble: The housing market will continue to try to sell houses: Nuff said.
Tsunami: I see several *significant Tsunamis coming in 2009, some will be to the *west, some will be *devestating, one will be more powerful than the rest. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
Riots will increase: I see many riots all over the wolrd, civil unrest in *many locations, *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
Tornadoes: I see several *significant Tornadoes coming in 2009, some will be to the *west, some will be *devestating, one will be more powerful than the rest. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
Obamamania will rise: Many people will fall over and pass out at Obama rallies all over the US and Europe. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
Obamamania will decline: Obama will be revealed as the guy who is under the 'fro and glasses in the Yo Gabba Gabba show.
Obamamania will rise again: Keith Olberman, Chris Matthews and Katie Curic will jointly decree that Obama is "better than John F. Kenedy and Abraham Lincoln Combined" and move to strike the former presidents rom the record books (January 21st, 2009) Parties ensue.
Terrorist Attacks will rise: I see many Terrorist Attacks all over the world, death and destruction in *many locations, *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
Flooding: I see several *significant *massive flood event coming in 2009, some will be to the *west, some will be *devestating, one will be more powerful than the rest. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
Cubs will still be losers: I see the Chicago Cubs NOT winning the World Series in November. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
Lance Armstrong will win the Tour de France - 2009: I see Lance winning and the French whining "Ca fait chier" for six months . *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
************
I have made my predictions now please go secure your hot water heater and if you are one of the 5 billion unlucky enough to not be abe to aford a hot water heater than I suggest you go boil a bucket of water and then secure it so it doesn't fall on the floor causing problems. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
************
*significant: Meaning someone somewhere thinks it's a pretty big deal
*massive: Meaning bigger than a little bit and less than enormous.
*west: Meaning somewhere to the west of your location right now, anywhere from 1 to 24,901.55 miles (40,075.16 kilometers). from your current location to the west.
*devestating: Meaning someone, somewhere will be pretty upset.
*many: Meaning relative to one, more than one equals many
*Life: if not human, then most certainly animal, and if not animal at least some insect and if not insects, some plant life at least.
*property: meaning something somewhere, anything, anywhere.
*people: Meaning probably "brownish" in color and therefore much todo about nothing.. eh?
END:
Note: If any of my predictions do not come true by the end of 2009 , substitute 2009 for 2010 and pretend not to notice.
Rinse Lather Repeat
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